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06 December 2005 @ 01:40 pm
My Letter to Santa  
shannachie did some editing of her letter, and that looked a little fun...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I farted in an elevator. Luckily, I could blame it on the Klingon in the corner (-6 points). In January I gave pola_bear a life-saving blood transfusion. She never gave it back (50 points). Last Friday I put money in occams_pyramid's expired parking meter, which was refusing to accept beer tokens (14 points). Last Thursday decadentdave and I donated clothes to the needy, mostly ugly polyester things from the 70s (11 points). In April I gave change to a homeless guy - I changed him into a small tabby cat (19 points).

Overall, I've been nice (88 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
bedlamhouse

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