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30 June 2004 @ 01:19 pm
Doing What I'm Told  
I just had the funniest conversation with a disembodied voice about the rain that continues to pour here in Atlanta.

It raised some questions:

1) Does anyone have any plans or experience building a really large watercraft? In particular, I'm interested in waste disposal and ballast systems.

2) I was asked to gather 8 of every creature (1 het male, 1 het female, 2 gay male, 2 gay female, 1 transgendered male to female and 1 transgendered female to male). How can I tell?

3) What the heck is a cubit, anyway?

4) Should I tell the newspapers?
 
 
Current Mood: annoyedbemused
Current Music: Rain. More rain. Lots of frickin rain.
 
 
 
Robautographedcat on June 30th, 2004 06:00 pm (UTC)
1). Absolutely. Step one is to attach these inflatable pontoons to the base of your house...
2) It's tatooed on the back of their necks.
3) It's what you toggle to indicate where the tape should come on.
4) "MMP[1] seeks couples for ocean voyages, theological discussions, and intimate encounters. High fertility a plus! All species welcome."

[1] Married Male Prophet