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18 June 2004 @ 12:49 pm
I Had No Idea!  
Slander!
occams_pyramid is secretly married to a wolf!
khaosworks keeps a hamster for nefarious purposes!
khaosworks keeps an Ab-Master 9000 under their bed. It's not for their abs.
the_magician has embezzled over $9,000,000 from work, and spent it all on their paramour, jerusha!
jerusha runs a secret pornography ring. quadrivium and shannachie are regular models.
plaid_dragon has no TV licence!

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Betseyjerusha on June 18th, 2004 06:39 pm (UTC)
I'm afraid that whatever the_magician has spent $9,000,000 on is too subtle to notice, and I can't actually run a porn ring to make money off it, despite the best efforts of quadrivium and shannachie.

Or it's all in hidden bank accounts. Yeah, that's it. Hidden so well even *I* don't know where they are, damnit. So, Bill, you uncovered the embezzling and the porn. Can you uncover the money?
Bill Suttonbedlamhouse on June 18th, 2004 09:04 pm (UTC)
You spent the nine mil to develop the pornography ring, then frittered away the revenues on loose living and flagrent delicatessens (or was that being loosely flagrent while living in a delicatessen? I can never keep it straight ...)

Besides, you didn't make as much as you thought you were going to, mostly due to the dotcom bust, Denial of Service attacks from jealous German men's magazines, and the fact that I hacked into your systems and figured out how to get everything for free (then replaced all your content with old Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton films Photoshopped to look like Paris Hilton).

Any more questions? :D
Betseyjerusha on June 19th, 2004 03:52 pm (UTC)
I hacked into your systems and figured out how to get everything for free (then replaced all your content with old Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton films Photoshopped to look like Paris Hilton

You! This is your fault! And hoist on your own petard, too - I would have spent some of that money on new filk, but noooo, you had to wreck my business model and replace my merchandiseartwork with Photoshopped dreck!
Bill Suttonbedlamhouse on June 19th, 2004 04:52 pm (UTC)
Ain't I a stinker?
Occam's Pyramidoccams_pyramid on June 18th, 2004 09:21 pm (UTC)
Poledra wants to know how you found out.